We quickly set upon a lovely
idea for a diversion - attempting to take pictures of
hot women without their knowledge and/or consent!
were many opportunities to be perverted along the beach
and quite a few glares were to be had as we blatantly
disregarded the simple and common rules of beachside
etiquette by not ignoring the topless sunbathers and
their deeply tanned racks, as well as refusing to
refrain from broadening our pictorial historical record
in pretty much every sense of the word "broad." On a
few lucky occasions, we even managed to be-foxen and
hot re-baben said record. In one extremely sad instance,
we accidentally bemaled it. But we won't speak any
further about that.
For instance, this young rollerblader
was having a break to talk to her four thousand year old,
bikini-clad grandmother when we happened by. It was very
obvious that grandma didn't approve of me adding this moment
to my digital memory when her face yawned open to reveal
four sets of razor sharp teeth and her legs began to churn
like a steam locomotive as she prepared to chase us down
and eat our souls. Yes, it was again time to move on.