Hyper little kids running around everywhere! Hundreds
of screaming little french kids crawling all over
every square inch of the park, spreading their little
french germs. And, apparently, one fat little american
tourist kid standing off to the side, all alone. And
one guy in front who looked like he was trying to
breakdance while having a seizure.
We couldn't figure out why none of the adults sitting
or standing around watching that crowd of tiny humans
caught in an enormous red spiderweb didn't seem in
the least bit concerned, but rather than stick around
and ask - and possibly expose our own selves to being
eaten by some gargantuan arachnid - we decided it was
about time to get the hell out of there.